playing dead doesn't get you anywhere...

NEW MARS VOLTA CD IS GENIUS. BUY BUY IT NOW

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 06:29:48 GMT

click the link and check this out, for real.

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 04:57:22 GMT

no more lj for a while.

word up.

Fri, 05 Mar 2004 03:07:59 GMT

yea so ummm. last weekend totally kicked ass. got to hang out with shiz and mack. saw kremer and k-ces.

the other day.

me and pultio VS. jw and shiz in amazingly insan-o bowling. it rocked it..... hard.

kim left for virginia beach today. she wont be back til late sunday. i shall miss her :(

im heading over to shiz' to play some crystal chronicles fo sho. hopefully this weekend will rock.

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:14:07 GMT

played poker last night til....... 6 in the morning.

...and one 2 bucks. it was fun though.

good night last night. shiz and mack are home from college and we all partied.

kim, you are bootiful.

going to the mall now. later

HOLY CRAP - LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 16:25:50 GMT

haha. will found the old linus website. look at all the comments on the shoutboard. mighty funny stuff.

linus (old school)

OH SHIT YEA.

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 05:08:15 GMT

ok. I REALLY REALLY should have never gotten this recording equipment.

PSYCHE. i present to you the best song of all time.

-Eat it.-

if you're offended... sorry.

this is what happens when matt gets really bored at night.

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 22:38:37 GMT

i should have never gotten this stupid recording equipment.

-the crowing-

^link is up and working now. :-)

i'm rick james, bitch.

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 01:31:28 GMT

Yes. yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. Finally!

Chapelle's show: season 1 is out on dvd. so go out and buy it. I did and it is fucking hilarious.

roca-pads.

my feeble mind can hardly comprehend

Tue, 24 Feb 2004 05:11:46 GMT

Kim is not going away this weekend. Kim is going away the weekend AFTER this weekend. Kim is not going away this weekend. Kim is going away the weekend AFTER this weekend. Kim is not going away this weekend. Kim is going away the weekend AFTER this weekend. Kim is not going away this weekend. Kim is going away the weekend AFTER this weekend.
Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days. Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days. Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days. Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days. Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days. Kim is going away on April 3rd for **10** (not 11) days.

sleep is a beautiful thing. good night.

god i miss being a kid

Tue, 24 Feb 2004 03:33:28 GMT

ARE YOU A CHILD OF THE NINETIES? *** THE ONES YOU REMEMBER/CAN/DID

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock
G.I. Joe
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Secret World of Alex Mack
Nightmare Before Christmas
Welcome Freshman
Space Cases
Roundhouse - thought i forgot but J-dubbs reminded me - good show.
The Muppet Show
Muppet Babies
Eureka's Castle
Salute Your Shorts
Legends of the Hidden Temple - SILVER SNAKES WILL FUCK YOU UP
You Can't Do That On Television
G.U.T.S.
What Would You Do?
Double Dare
Rocko's Modern Life
All That
Ren and Stimpy
Clarissa Explains It All
The Torklesons
Pete and Pete
Stick Stickley Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963, NYC, NY State, 10108
Goodburger
Angry Beavers
Sponge Bob
Hey Arnold!
AAH! Real Monsters
Tiny Toons
Animaniacs
Pinky and the Brain
The Babysitter's Club
Underdog
Kablam!
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry
Dumbo's Circus
Ocean Girl
Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
Dunkaroos
SNICK
Koala Yummies
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? ROCK-A-PELA OWNS YOUR FUCKING ASS
Nick Magazine
The Goonies
Ernest Movies
Radio Flyer
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland
Homeward Bound
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Milo and Otis
Neverending Story THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MOVIE OF ALL TIME. BASTIAN, ARTAX, FALCORE: SOO GOOD.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Lion King
Labyrinth OHHH SHNAP - DAVID BOWIE RULES
101 Dalmations
The Secret Garden
Pete's Dragon
Hocus Pocus
Secret of Roan Inish
Land Before Time
Dinosaurs
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH
Gummi Bears
Care Bears
A Little Princess
My Little Pony
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
Candyland
Sorry!
Trouble
Don't Wake Daddy!
Mousetrap
Jenga
Don't Break the Ice
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Cooties
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Sky Dancers
Polly Pocket
Hypercolor T-Shirts
Lite Brite
Scrunchies
Side Ponytails
Stirrup Pants
Jellies - THOSE FUCKING PENS? THOSE FUCKING PENS OWNED
Saddle Shoes
Barbies
Beanie Babies
Tamagotchies
Yo-Yos
duncans
Choose Your Own Adventure
Pogs
Goosebumps
Magic Attic Club
American Girl
Island of the Blue Dolphin
Saved By The Bell
Full House
Step By Step
TGIF on ABC
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Boy Meets World
Clueless
Mork and Mindy
Simpsons
Flipper
Eerie Indiana
Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Ghostwriter
Growing Pains
Family Ties
Titanic
Felix The Cat: The Movie
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Home Improvement
Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me - "HEY ALFIE! CAN I PLAY SOME B-BALL WITH YOU AND GOO!?" "...FUCK YOU DEE-DEE... bitch ass nigga"
Kenan and Kel
Hanson
Inspector Gadget
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Power Rangers
Hot Wheels
Creepy Crawlers
Easy Bake Oven
Flower Making Kits
Weinerville
Wild and Crazy Kids
Playdough McDonald's Sets
Animorphs
Rainbow Fish
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Bailey School Kids
Wayside School
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
Boxcar Kids
Ramona Quimby - WAS A FUCKING HO
Amber Brown
Roald Dahl - pshhh roald dahl owns
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact

sister christian, oh the time has come.

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 04:57:06 GMT

i really need to play a show. i miss it so much. i want to play a show so bad that it even makes me miss playing shows with linus. lol

so umm. seriously, any help would be appreciated to get us a good show. its me, jw, jesse and andrew sclafani. we don't have a name yet. but i'm really psyched cuz i think the originals we have kick ass. so if anyone wants to hook us up with some shows, please let me know. maybe some of the kiddies in false appearance want to play a show with us? huh kidoos? let me know.

Alright jeeeeez.

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 23:15:28 GMT

FINE FINE FINE. I'll start updating my livejournal again. New background and stuff. fun.

wow. this is the first time in like 2 months im updating.

ok. i got a leaked version of the head automatica cd and it is so amazing. today i went to the mall with kimmage and got nothing, like usual. shes a hotty-boom-botty.

i have to go to york college and compete in this scholarship competition thing with 100 other kids and if i get in the top 5, i get a full scholarship. and theres a possibility at getting a half-tuition scholarship too. if i get the full scholarship, i get a brand new mac and an m-box with pro-tools, so i can record my ish. so i'm going to go study up because i need this friggin scholarship.

payce out.

woo

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 08:04:00 GMT

oh man. what a good show tonight. lets recap

aeschylus - totally fucking awesome. bought their cd and a shirt. great band.
donna and carly - 2 girls. fun music. good stuff.
the chase theory - wow. good guitar work. 3 piece awesome band.
superstitions of the sky - sooo good. really nice guys too.
regarding i - ehh not really a fan but they played well.
dearly departed - their new stuff is amazing. great great songs. i bought a limited edition cd. #37 out of 100.

after the show. me and kim hit up ross meyers house and watched porn with him and jordan lol. then we headed over to kristin bakers' to chill but due to a change of plans (my mom being a psycho, i had to head home. so yea. other than that, good night. really good show too. and i got to spend time with my shugggaaa. lol i love you kimmy.

i question how many people read my livejournal

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 04:49:43 GMT

im staying up late because coheed is on jimmy kimmel live tonight. hopefully theyll be insano-crazy.

oh yea. i love you kimberly :) your mom totally bitched me out for calling too late. shes hates me.

noone is going to read this anyway lol.

ahhh

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 04:48:20 GMT

what a good week off from school. i won like 30 bucks in poker last night. i got to chill with my baby girl (peace lataa) during the day. it was very nice. im not gonna make this post long because long posts are boring. but i am going to say this.

BADANGA.

..thats right. i said badanga.

word.

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 02:09:17 GMT

im heading over to andrews right now to get supa-retarded.

"right now i'm wathcing movies and chillin with my baby doll. peace lataaaa."

haha.

awesome.

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:18:20 GMT

I am completely done with my 42 hours of community service. quite frankly, that kicks a lot of ass.

i never take quizzes

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:48:13 GMT

[ current clothes ] jeans, black atreyu tee
[ current mood ] doing good.
[ current music ] converge.
[ current taste ] riesens mmm mmm good.
[ current hair ] too fucking long. need a haircut
[ current annoyance ] a certain woman that reprimanded me for doing NOTHING
[ current favorite artist ] i have no idea. i like so many.
[ current desktop picture ] its just blue and plain... like your mother.
[ current cd in cd player ] underoath - the changing of times
[ current dvd in player ] family guy season 1, disc 2 biatchhh
[ current refreshment ] yoo-hoo
[ current worry ] no worries nukka

last person.
[ you touched ] kim
[ you talked to ] kim
[ you hugged ] kim
[ you instant messaged ] never go on aim... if i do. you im me dammit.
[ you yelled at ] i dont yell.. i astro-project.

favorite.
[ food ] SUSHI!
[ drink ] kool aid bursts... thousands of them at a time.
[ color ] gray and baby blue
[ album ] no clue.
[ shoes ] i only have one pair that is in constant rotation. my supa-nice pumas
[ candy ] riesens. no doubt.
[ tv show ] TV is STUPID. family guy is television's savior.
[ movie ] fight club.
[ dance ] im in the club doing the same old 2-step
[ song ] ....
[ cartoon ] family guy, oo! and space ghost. space ghost is dope.

are you.
[ understanding ] uh huh.
[ open-minded ] yes
[ insecure ] everyone is to a certain degree.
[ interesting ] of course i am. im the man.
[ random ] im going to kill your entire family with my penis.
[ hungry ] im always hungry. foood
[ friendly ] to most. dont piss me off.
[ smart ] yea i guess im pretty smart.
[ moody ] hahaha yup.
[ childish ] yea im a big baby.
[ hard working ] completely depends on what im working on.
[ organized ] pretty much
[ healthy ] yea
[ emotionally stable ] for the most part.
[ shy ] no f-in way.
[ difficult ] more like... ass-icult
[ attractive ] if looks could kill. your mother and family pet would be dead right now.
[ bored easily ] nah i can usually amuse myself. like filling out stupid quizzes.
[ messy ] im cleanly.
[ thirsty ] nah not right now.
[ responsible ] yes i think so.
[ obsessed ] with your mom! zing!
[ angry ] if you get me angry. stay away.
[ sad ] im a big baby.
[ happy ] yes sir.
[ hyper ] i can be
[ trusting ] you can trust me.
[ talkative ] i talk too much. its probably annoying.

who do you want to.
[ kill ] you.
[ slap ] you.
[ look like ] kimberly marie palacino. shes purdy lol
[ talk to offline ] im talking to my mom right now. my offline talking is sufficed.
[ talk to online ] online is stupid.
[ talk to forever ] kimberly.

have you ever.
[ pictured your crush naked ] yes. i have pictured your mom naked.
[ been in love ] i am right now. youre just jealous. :-P
[ cried when someone died ] oh yea.
[ lied ] everyone lies. even you. fucking liar.

which is better.
[ coke or pepsi ] pepsi is dope.
[ flowers or candy ] id rather give a girl flowers. and id rather get candy.... or blumpkins.
[ tall or short ] short?

with the opposite sex.
[ what do you notice first ] lips and eyes
[ last person you slow danced with ] kim. shes the best dancer.

who.
[ makes you laugh the most ]
[ makes you smile ]
[ makes you blush ]
[ has a crush on you ]
[ is easiest to talk to ]
(ALL THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS ARE THE SAME PERSON... I think you can guess who)

do you ever.
[ sit on the internet all night waiting for someone special to IM you ] a long time ago i did. i have.
[ save aol/aim conversations ] yea sometimes.
[ wish you were a member of the opposite sex ] yea i want boobs for a day.
[ cried because of what someone said? ] sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

oh shnap. like ponyboy curtis

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:30:14 GMT

and this this big meteor was all, "whoa, fuck that"

ugh.

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:25:22 GMT

i hate a certain someone. just because you are older does not make you more mature when you act with no class and have no respect for anyone. pshhh. what a day.

holy crap. forgot i had an LJ

Sun, 11 Jan 2004 23:25:14 GMT

ummm wow... really havent updated in a while.. im going to have to briefly summarize the awesome events of the past week and somewhat days.

ok last saturday of vacation. HUGE PARTAY at my hizouse. it was quite the time. we incorporated the 11th grade, 12th grade, smithtown kids, hauppauge kids, college kids, random kids. nevertheless - it was a fucking awesome party and everyone was messed up and wouldnt leave my house. so i was extremely tired when i had to wake up the next morning for......

Mine and Kims 1 year anniversary - Me and kim hopped on the 10:30 train to penn station and partied in the city all day. We hit up the huge toys r us and partied with barbie, the rescue heros and the ninja turtles. we saw chicago, which i'll admit was pretty darn good. we ate dinner at the olive garden and then headed to rockerfeller center to check out the tree and watch the ice skaters. (romantic. word.) lol on the way home, we missed the stop at smithtown and then planned to get off at the st. james stop but ummmm the doors closed in our face and we totally missed that one too. we eneded up in stony brook, standing in the cold until my mom came and got us haha. besides that, it was definitely the best day of my entire vacation. i love you kimmy :)

ummmm jeez, what else has happened. Bands of the bull. i think it went really well. i sang for ufn cuz they don't have a singer but things were a-ok. we did some tbs and brand new covers and an original that i totally made up the lyrics and vocals on the spot for. (i heard the song like... twice) but i think it went really well. im kinda pissed that my own band couldnt play (the living receiver. bitch.) but we signed up too late :( . next bands of the bull, i swear to god. we are going to rock everyone in the face with the terror of a clod-wearing danishman slaying an entire village on horseback.

this weekend was neat. and i dont want to write anymore so fuck you.

oh wait, quote of the weekend:
Chris Rosenman (with pants down): "danielle, just let your dog lick my ass"

P.S.

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 05:40:12 GMT

i love you kimberly marie palacino :)

woo fun show.

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 05:39:02 GMT

alright word. not a bad show tonight. lets recap

bandcamp. haha. sat out for that one. no thank you.

as tall as lions. really really good. they covered "keep on rockin in a free world" by neil young and through in their own verses cuz they couldn't remember the actual words.
"theres a poopy over here, theres a poopy over there..."

tripside was decent too. they've defenitely improved since the last time i saw them. thumbs up.

reunion show. im disgusted. they were horrible. their new bassist is a tool. the new guitarist was off. god, i was so disappointed. their new lineup is crap. ugh. that was a big upset.

motion city soundtrack was f-in amazing. they played, i think, every song off their cd. very very very well. this was my 3rd time seeing them and i think they played the best this time. they rock.

good good show. everyone who was there.. good times.

by the way... me, mj and rob are THE BOYZ. so watch the fuck out.

bring the rock.

Sat, 27 Dec 2003 20:46:45 GMT

alright. well first of all, the rest of my christmas night was saved. i had fun hanging out with my family when they came over and then kim came over and made my whole night so much better. she got me a rediculously sweet JVC deck for my car. and i was all "bah jeebins." come to think of it, its getting installed as i type. she really liked the necklace i got her too :)

ummm yesterday was pretty fun. i went with kim so she could get justine a present and so i could shop around best buy.. didnt get anything but ill probly end up getting a video game or some dvds soon. after hitting up the shop-piece. we went over to the jordan residence for some fun, which included **150** kool-aid bursts. dave chappelle, and the phrase "monkey pussy." awesome.

thanks mj for taking me to circuit city early in the morning to bring my car in. lol but here is the reenactment of me waking you up this morning, sir.

(i nudge mike)
mike: gruhhg
(shaking mike violently)
mike: wh-wha.... aww dude...... remember yesterday when i said id take you to circuit city..? i lied.
me: what??
mike: nah..umm dude. were partying... were fucking going. im fucking getting up. LETS FUCKING ROCK. GET ME MY PANTS!
(i pass his pants over to him)
mike: now! pants me!
me: im not putting on your fucking pants for you, dude.
mike: good, i actually have a huge boner right now.
me: i hate you. ill meet you outside.

i can't wait for the guys to finish installing the deck so i can rock out. thanks kim for the totally awesome present.

bad bad bad christmas. (warning - lack of christmas spirit)

Thu, 25 Dec 2003 18:20:56 GMT

ok so, i guess it all started yesterday with my dad asking me to get batteries from the drug store. easy task, you might think. I sit down in my car and alas, it DIES. so i go inside and say, "hey, dad somethings wrong with my car." told him what happened. You would think that i told him that i accidentally killed my grandma. He flips out. "what do you want dadddyy to fix the car for you?" he goes outside, drives the car around. and says that its fine apparently. says i need to go put some high-octane gas in it. so then, basically, he said im a loser and that i only cause my family grief. alright, so. i go and get gas and then i go get batteries. come back. my dad says i need to bring the car into the shop. normally, i would but i needed to buy my parents presents. i say to him "dad, i cant. i really need the car today." he calls me lazy and basically says im useless. he flips out cuz i need to take the car out. little does he know im going to get him a fucking christmas present. ironic.....

i call up rosenman and we go x-mas shopping together. which was actually fun. i stole an orange ball from target, cuz im badass. and i almost ran over a guy at the mall. lol on purpose. alright, well, after i dropped rosenman off at home, i went back to my house. needless to say, my dad starts complaining about me and all this junk and he ends his rant upon a "when are you leaving and getting out of my life?" i reply with a quick "i could leave right now. SEEE YAA"

and off to scotts house i went. i figure, i wasn't too big on christmas so i had to go to another place that wasn't too big on christmas either. jews. i love them. So yes, i celebrated channukah on christmas eve they even let me light the menorah. lol so me and scott rented boondock saints and watched it. it totally kicked ass. then we went over to the welsh's to hang out with john and v. good times. really got my mind off the whole parental problem.

so i came home. and went to sleep. figured everything would be better in the morning. WRONG. parents are barely talking. father still being an asshole. i wrapped my parents presents together. i got my dad animal house and the blues brothers on dvd. and i got my mom this nice candle set. so ummm my mom opens it and she really likes the candles :-D BUT my dad won't even look at what i got him. he told my mom he didnt want anything from me. well, thats cool. im glad i went christmas shopping yesterday for you, dad. you bastard. at least my mom is awesome.

i didnt ask for anything from my parents except for me to not be in debt anymore. (lawyer's fees, court stuff) so i opened my stocking and there was a note from my mom that said "your debts are forgiven" which was totally awesome. and she also got me the family guy dvds which she totally didnt have to do. my moms cool. my dad sucks.

well, i guess ill see how the rest of the day goes. family is coming over at 5. i can't wait to see kim tonight so we can exchange presents. she really knows how to put me in a good mood. if you read this whole thing, sorry about all the complaining. it just seemed like everyone else is having a much better time on christmas than me.

merry christmas.